Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans,...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...