The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
The right rhythm
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...