Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...