Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson’s Guide...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...