Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...