Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?