Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...