Grandma changed
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Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
Noah And Today’s Ark
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.