Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now...
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...