Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...