The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...