Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...