Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Photo From Nudist
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...