Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...