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A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
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Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
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Oprectomy
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Hamburger Helper
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China blames America
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