Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Amish meet The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....