Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...