Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
Stick insects!
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A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game…
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe...
What is the difference between hard and light?
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Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
A tight travel budget
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Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
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Charlton are good enough
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