Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
25 Rules for Women
25 rules for Women to follow:1. Sports Center starts at 11:00 PM and runs...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....