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A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
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What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
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In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
A Cynics Guide to Life:
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Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...