Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
How many times.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
This pill allows you to fly
|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man...