Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Be Bolder
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...