Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...