The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...