Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...