Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech…1. She doesn’t need to talk to...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...