Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Normal traffic stop
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...