Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Never say it at work
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Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...