Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...