Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!