The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...