I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...