Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick