Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
Very stupid musician
|August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Good business
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one...