If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers…
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
Eight Times A Virgin
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight...
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...