There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...