Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
With a puzzled look on his face…
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...