Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Problems during flight
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!