Why did the lizard go on a diet?
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A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
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Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
Alabama License Application
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What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...