How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
Looking for A Name
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....