Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.