Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...