Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...