15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...