How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...