Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
A blonde goes for a job interview…
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...