Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
The Snow White Ad!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...