GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis…
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...