You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...