Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
Goodbye To Bin Laden
Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!”In Memory of The Twin Towers”Warning song...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...