The New Hunter
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Questions & Answer Quickies!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
Make a last request
|Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...