Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
You are in trouble
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a...
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...
How to speak Southern
|WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALKBECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNERHow to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.