Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
An economist’s logic
|A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they...
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
Short Reindeer Jokes
|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....